10 Reasons not to quit smoking
I am a smoker and not ashamed of it. Here are ten reasons for you not to be ashamed either.
- Cigarettes reduce stress.
- Cigarettes give pause when you weren't aware of your genuine need for pause.
- Cigarettes actually make you smarter and slimmer.
- That money you would have saved on not buying cigarettes, what makes you think you would have spent it on anything usefull in stead?
- Those years you'll gain by not smoking, what makes you think you won't spend them playing bingo and bitching about your children?
- Solitary cigarette breaks are a form of prayer, or meditation.
- Smokers tend to be more interesting people.
- Is there anything more pathetic than an on-again-off-again smoker?
- Is there anything more obnoxious than a moralising ex-smoker?
- cigarettes and coffee. cigarettes and beer. cigarettes and whisky. the first cigarette in the morning. the cigarette after dinner. the cigarette after coitus.